Submission (#4004) Approved

I created this wonderful tale with the help of a random word generator :3

In honor of this [cultural] occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, [nappy] Hero! Oh, he may look a bit [lazy] but rest assure, he and his [disaster] powers are ready to [possess] the [suspicious] hollos and their [flagrant] [meal]!

Sure, he doesn’t [resist] with [Maskmaker] and he’s got a [steak] on his head feeler the size of [a football], but as sure as his name is [nappy] Hero, he’ll be there to [sleep], [expose], and [nod] all day, everyday!