In honor of this cheesy occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, Crocodile Dundee Hero! Oh, he may look a bit hoppy but rest assure, he and his donut powers
are ready to spew the painful hollos and their bountiful kittens!
Sure, he doesn’t swim with Darling and he’s got a snail on his head feeler
the size of Godzilla, but as sure as his name is Crocodile Dundee Hero, he’ll be there to jump, splash, and spit all day, everyday!
(i tried to fill it in with whatever came to mind like an adlib :P)