In honor of this (hilarious) occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, (Heroic) Hero! Oh, he may look a bit (sad) but rest assure, he and his (ostrich) powers
are ready to (pet) the (smug) hollos and their (stupid) (legs)!
Sure, he doesn’t (vibe) with (Necrotic) and he’s got a (pizza) on his head feeler
the size of (New York), but as sure as his name is (Heroic) Hero, he’ll be there to (sleep), (tackle), and (swim) all day, everyday!