In honor of this wondrous occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, Hazard Hero! Oh, he may look a bit confused but rest assure, he and his noxious powers
are ready to hammer the horrid hollos and their atrocious attitudes!
Sure, he doesn’t tussle with Maskmaker and he’s got a divot on his head feeler
the size of a quarter, but as sure as his name is Hazard Hero, he’ll be there to snap, crackle, and pop all day, everyday!
(I think this is?? what we're supposed to do?)