I decided to do this ad-lib style with some friends! This is the result of it.
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In honor of this outrageously large occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, Cheese Hero! Oh, he may look a bit stinky but rest assure, he and his bottle powers are ready to shill the grimy hollos and their feathery coconuts!
Sure, he doesn’t grovel with the real Hero and he’s got a bean on his head feeler the size of an officer, but as sure as his name is Cheese Hero, he’ll be there to bite, slurp, and dance all day, everyday!