In honor of this [bizarre] occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, [slothful] Hero! Oh, he may look a bit [quiet] but rest assure, he and his [sleepy] powers are ready to [stun] the [euphoric] hollos and their [annoying] [mates]!
Sure, he doesn’t [relate] with [Tula] and he’s got a [nightcap] on his head feeler the size of [banana], but as sure as his name is [slothful] Hero, he’ll be there to [eat], [lay], and [sleep] all day, everyday!