Submission (#4032) Approved

(I did this like an ad lib where I didn't look at the context while choosing words, but that's probably how it's meant to be done anyway lol)

In honor of this sparkling occasion, we present a major revamp to our Pacapillar mascot, Jelly Hero! Oh, he may look a bit warm but rest assured, he and his Moon powers
are ready to fly the distorted hollos and their spindly eyes!

Sure, he doesn’t cuddle with Evelyn and he’s got a comet on his head feeler
the size of a spider, but as sure as his name is Rotten Hero, he’ll be there to spin, scream, and craft all day, everyday!